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My cartoon Books

Forcing the Rhubard

The first collection of comic strips from the Popular Facebook, Twitter and Instagram cartoon Adam & Eve, with a bonus section at the back for the true fan

Out of the Primordial Ink Pot

Welcome to the first book collection of the popular Facebook cartoon, NoodlePates. 

Since November 2016, the crazy little nincompoops that populate the NoodlePates comic have been tickling the funny bones of people all over the Facebook stratosphere. And after many a request and urgent urgings I have finally got around to producing over 150 of my favourite cartoons from last year. 

So pull up a chair, pour yourself a beverage of your choice and immerse yourself in the colourful, wacky, wild and eccentric world of the NoodlePates.

Available in paperback from Amazon

101 USES for a Daed Mother-in-Law

For anyone who has ever had an over bearing, interfering, busy-body of a Mother-in-Law---whether you be husband or wife---then this book is for you.

With 101 laugh out loud, slapstick cartoons, this is the ideal gift for the long term sufferer or the newbie who's only just started out on their long journey of pain.

Available in paperback from Amazon

My Novels

The Night of the Village Idiots (A Sleepy Hamlet Tale) 172pages
How could the removal of a family painting, a childhood fear of thunder and lightning and the pub landlord's flu cause so much chaos? 

Simple. Add a dotty half-wit Lord of the manor, place him next to his short fused and volcanic wife, refer to the butler---who is the very model of decorum and upholder the old ways--- as the ‘family pet’, ignite the head cooks flatulent backside with a lightning bolt, have Mrs Heppleheimer--- a crazy octogenarian Bavarian Barm-pot--- run the village pub, and connect her own brain battering, soul sapping brew of the Norse Gods called ‘ByThor’, get the villagers to try and get her drunk in an ill-fated drinking competition which will eventually end up with the mass hypnotism of the village quoits team.

While all the time have the incumbents of Hamlet Hall running around a darkened stately home--- that's been blacked out by the worst storms to hit the village in living memory--- have an old suit of armour nearly decapitate her Ladyship while she attempts to head her portly husband off in his search for a stepladder and something to remove a painting with, then add to the mix a nervous maid with a curtsying fixation and a concussed and amnesic head cook who's wondering around the house covered in fruit preserves and compotes, and you have the ingredients for a stormy night with a village full of idiots.

Available from Amazon in both paperback and on Kindle

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My Children's Books

Ryan's Dinosaur Dreams (28 Pages, full colour)

Ryan lives for his dinosaurs, he loves his dinosaurs and he even dreams about dinosaurs. This richly coloured and lively illustrated tale will take you and your children into a world of ballet dancing brontosaurus, trampolining triceratops, skiing stegosauruses and many more. A treat for all lovers of engaging stories, lively art 

When the Weather is Nice

Join Big Ol' Bear and his friends as they share the perfect summer's day.

Available in paperback now from Amazon